Guess how old I feel today???

Guess how old I feel today???

Today is my 55th birthday. I can honestly say that I look AND feel my age. At 3 a.m. when I get out of bed to limp and shuffle my way to the bathroom, I feel 80. If I don’t stretch after a long run, I can barely get out of my car.A long run for me now is just...
FORE   #%$@   SAKE

FORE #%$@ SAKE

I have recently started golfing. I am now thinking about quitting. If you haven’t seen the stand-up comedy bit by the late Robin Williams about golf, Google it. Williams says the reason they call it a “stroke” is because you bloody well feel like having a stroke...
The End of the Race.

The End of the Race.

I was a child of divorce, as were my kids. This is a tradition I hope doesn’t continue for their kids. If it does however, I sure hope it can be a good divorce. Yes, there really can be such a thing. It is a horrible feeling to be in the midst of separation and...
The Long Goodbye.

The Long Goodbye.

Weddings are a wonderful event to attend. Watching a bride and groom exchange vows and become husband and wife is definitely a reason to celebrate. While more than 40 per cent of those unions won’t last, everyone at a wedding, along with the newlyweds, of course, are...
Looking for Cheaters?

Looking for Cheaters?

I am about to tell you a true story that could very well change your opinion of me. About 15 years ago, when I was in my early 40s, I started noticing I could no longer read the back of the VHS box at the movie rental store. I had to squint to read the newspaper,...